TEES MAAR KHAN (BY ABHISHEK)

So the film with its sole publicity being done by SHEILA is released....frankly i m nt atall amongst the fans of Farah Khan(i thought mai hu na and om shanti om were just avg....bt they were atleast avg)...and dis movie has proved her to be a low iq filmmaker(bcz she has written it too).....the movie`s poor poor jokes put in typically stereocastedly stupid manner(commissioner telling his fellas abt tmk)....the movie has a loads of scenes were u just luk down and curse urself for trying an akshay flik once again after his disasters lyke houseful....the movie`s basic concept ws gud....BT THE PROBLEM IS THAT TO MAKE A MOVIE THT CONCEPT IS TO BE CONVERTED TO A SCRIPT....OR I SHUD SAY A PROPER PLOT....END ME TO LITERALLY SHOR GULLE SE KUCHCH BHI HOTA HAI....THE MOVIE`S MOST IRONIC PART IS THAT IT SHOWS HOW A BIG STAR IS FOOLED BY A CON.....AND THE STAR DOES THE FILM AND DOESNT EVEN SEE KI KAISI BAN RHI HAI....AND DIS IS WHT WUD HAV HAPPENED .....AGAR KHUD EK BAAR DEKH LII HOTI TO RELEASE NII KARTE....lol....and nobody has acted consistently well....ek aadhe scene acchi ki hai thts it.....BT SOME OF THE SITUATIONAL COMEDY SCENES WERE LAUGHABLE....AND SOME EXPERIMENTS WERE GUD......BT OVEROL....BLA BLA BLA LAND ......2 OUT OF 5

TEES MAAR KHAN.. (by shubham)

 

For making a good movie.. you need ,,

You need a Theme … a Script..  proper Screenplay.. Gud Direction..a good Cast.. and a Title dat suits your film..

 and TMK  has nothing.. yeahh..

Akshay khanna knows he is a good actor but has no career left.. and no choice.. else signing this movie..

Kumar… the ever same star.. with his same acting.. for almost every movie..and "he does the same bit of acting  in ol movies ... coz his versitality compels him tooo..and he is simply mind blowing in this muv.. literally he blows your mind..

But farah khan knew dat Katrina kaif will make up for every thing dats missing in d movie..

And she did..

 The title should have been..” please maar kha tees maar khan.. please maar kha… PMK..”

Guys.. this movie has nothing.. ohh I m sorry.. it has Katrina.. don’t beat me…

I give it five stars  * * * * *

For this.. 

enjoy .. :))

""Wenever I look up to moon.. """" (by shubham )

Whenever I look up to the moon..

I see your charming face up there..

Think to grab you..

But as alwaz you are far away from me..

I look up again and keep looking at moon..

Looking at it give me self satisfaction..

Hoping you too from somewhere at same moment of time might be thinking about me..

Though I never cried for you are not in my life..

Coz I knew that God can do bad to me..

But can never think to do bad to you..

So he don’t want you to be with me..

As I m a bad guy..

And you’re too good for me..

Happy m I thinking you’ll be always happy..

Out of your life but was never in..

I alwaz wanted to ask that moon..

Is she thinking about me..

But never did..

Coz I m afraid to listen no..

Slowly life moved ahead..

But you stayed there..

I know I’ll never see you again..

But that moon ask me to look for you..

And I wait for d full moon..

So that wen I’ll gaze at it..

Your beauty will b reflected 

through it..

n i'll see ur pretty pretty face..

( special thnx to

 priyanka  bhatt

for completng 

dis song..

                                                 :))

Bollywood muvs u mst have seen after 90’s.. :) (:

    

      1.                     DDLJ

      2.                     Dil chahta hai

      3.                     Hum dil de chuke sanam

      4.                     Kuch kuch hota haii..

      5.                     Ghulam

      6.                     Tare zamen pe..

      7.                      3 idiots

      8.                      Munna bhai(series)

      9.                      Ghajni

    10.                      Sarfarosh

    11.                      Veer zaara

    12.                      Kal ho na ho

    13.                      Chak de

    14.                      Border

    15.                      Devdas

    16.                      Black

    17.                      Meine pyar kiya

    18.                      Andaaz apna apna

    19.                      A Wednesday

    20.                      Koi mil gya

    21.                      Namaste London

    22.                      Hum apke hai kaun

    23.                      Sarkar series

    24.                      Shootout at lokhandwala

    25.                      Jab we met..

    26.                      Rang de basanti

    27.                      Laagan

    28.                      Rangeela

    29.                      Satya

    30.                      Vaastav

    31.                      Khamooshi

    32.                      Aamir

    33.                      Bombay

    34.                      Kabhi haan kabhi naa

    35.                      Dev-d

    36.                      Koi mil gya

    37.                      Hera pheri

    38.                      Rock on

    39.                      Maachis

    40.                      Sehar

    41.                      Swades

    42.                      Karan arjun

    43.                      Guru

    44.                      Company

    45.                      Jaane tu ya jaane na

    46.                      Gadar

    47.                      Khosla ka ghosla

    48.                      Omkara

    49.                      Jodha akbar

    50.                      Page 3

    ( this list include d muvs released after 90's n r my fav n are  arranged  randomly... )                                           

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50 hindi songs.. U should’ve listened

  1.                     Lonely(Tune meri jaana.. kabhi nahi jaana) 

     2.         Mein tenu samjhawan ki..

     3.         Do pal (veer zaara)

     4.         Teri yaadein..

     5.         Kahi toh hogi wo

     6.         Yaadein(yaadein)

     7.         Raat ke dhai(Kaminey)

    8.         Pehli baar(kaminey)

     9.         Sajda(My name is khan)

 10.        Uff teri ada 

 11.       Tujhe bhula diya (anjaana anjaani)

 12.         Hairat (anjaana anjaani)

 13.         Bin tere (I hate love story)

 14.         Madno(lamha)

 15.         Tum se he(jab we met)

 16.         Main jahan rahoon(Namaste london)

 17.          Main agar kahu(om shanti om)

 18.                    Jaane kya(pyar k side effect)

 19.                      Aur aahista (pankaj udas)

 20.                      Dil mera (akele hum akele tum)

 21.                      Dil khudgarz hai (life in a metro)

 22.                      In dino (life in a metro)

 23.                      Soniyo (raaz 2)

 24.                      Mera pehla pehla pyar haii (mp3)

 25.                      Tere liye(veer zaara)

 26.                      Saiyyan (khailash kher)

 27.                      Yaaro dosti (kk)

 28.                      Hum dil de chuke sanam

 29.                      Chand chupa (hum dil de chuke sanam)

 30.                      Tadap tadap (hum dil de chuke sanam)

 31.                      Mere bina mein (crook)

 32.                      Nahi samne (taal)

 33.                      Tune mujhe (raju chacha)

 34.                      Titiliyaan (strings-coke studio)

 35.                      Sarkiye(strings-coke studio)

 36.                      Saari raat (noori-coke studio)

 37.                      Dhani(strings-coke studio)

 38.                      Khamaaj(shafqat amanat ali-coke studio)

 39.                      Aadat (jal)

 40.                      Aankho se (jal)

 41.                      Kuch is tarah(jal)

 42.                      Who lamhe(jal)

 43.                      Guncha(mein meri patni aur wo)

 44.                      Jhonka hawa ka (hum dil de chuke sanam)

 45.                      Jeene ke ishare milgye (phir milege)

 46.                      Hoshwalon ko(sarfarosh)

 47.                      Iktara (male version)

 48.                      Dil se

 49.                      Ye dil deewana (pardesh)

 50.                      Koi kehe kehta reh (dil chahta hai)

                      
                             
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""dil ka panga... """"by shubham

Nikli wo meri aankho k samne se..
mera dil bola bey rok isse..
Warna pachtayega..
Aise tu dusri na dhund payega..

Dekhte he usse meri heart beat hue tez..
Dil k saare string baje at same stage..
Uski zulfe jo udi hawa mein, mujko mile meri dawa..
Usne dekha mujhe, kaha lafanga..
Meine dekha use hua dil ka panga..

Mere totte totte ud gye, dekha use toh dil kahe..
Kya hai ye apsara, ya koi noor,job hi hai, hai toh hoor..
Uski haar aada pe dil hogya fida..
Yaaro sambhalo mujhe, ishq hua, najane kab mujhe..

Koi btao usse mein loot gya uspe..
Dhunda usse haar jagah, dekhti nhi ab woh kahi..
Aisa toh nhi ki dekhi na ho usse haseen..
Fir kyu ye dil dhunde usse haar kahi..

Thi jo dekhi wo kahi,dil ki baat na sune..
Ab pachtaya, dil ye gaaya..
Dekhi thi jab wo kehi, meri baat na sune..
Gaa le baith ke , tu ye gaana yahi..